it feels more like a memory

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

What I learned from Les Mis: You’ll be surprised how effective bread can be.
What I learned from The Fault in Our Stars: Hump the moist cave wall.
What I learned from Harry Potter: Your rat is more than you thought it could be.
What I learned from Pride and Prejudice: Elizabeth Bennet is barely tolerable.
What I learned from The Hunger Games: Finnick Odair is a hot piece of ass.
What I learned from Percy Jackson: Having a satyr for a best friend is the best way to lead a colorful life.
What I learned from Frozen: Oh look, I’ve been impaled.
What I learned from The Great Gatsby: Daisy was a bitch and the green dot is worth 1000x more of her.

(via apollofastingdionysusdrunk-deac)

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